reasons why you need a cat

cus it's a fuckin' cat -- what better reason can anyone want for needing a cat, just stop scrolling through those cute cat videos on instagram and youtube and get yourself a cat.

cus cats are portable -- yes, cats are smol and portable, you can just put them in your bag and go putside or watch it sleep on your legs.

cus cats are cuteeeeeeeee -- do i need to explain this?

cus cats don't give a fuck -- yes, it's true, most of the time a cat will do nothing other than just laying around and sleeping.

cus cats can make you touch grass -- cats get really angry when you don't give enough attention to them and instead waste time on your phone/computer/whatever. they will try to distract you from those evil devices.

cus cats can bring happiness to your depressed life -- cats are one of the best pet to keep you company, they do a lot of things (like scratching your newly made furniture) which will just make you smile and make you feel better.